Pooping promotes literacy 

Pooping promotes literacy 

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Watching him work was like watching a unicorn being born everyday.

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Just my friends that I do my drinking with. 

Just my friends that I do my drinking with. 

If you see me… 

If you see me… 

tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

RAINBOWS

unicornhaiku:

The question to ask:
What would the Lord think about
Rainbow money shots?
[Another fine submission by Andrew, the Cremata of Skagway]

unicornhaiku:

The question to ask:

What would the Lord think about

Rainbow money shots?

[Another fine submission by Andrew, the Cremata of Skagway]

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my bitch. 

my bitch.